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May
29

3 Revenge tactics to get back to your cheating partner

lizzie tanners on May-29-2008

Have you ever wondered why is it that when a man has another partner, it is ok but when a woman does the same, she would be viewed as a lusty girl synonymous with a prostitute? They both should be treated equal and as designed by God, we are to be monogamous.

A lawyer in Texas gets an emergency call from a Los Angeles client that requires him to go there immediately. He doesn’t even have time to fix his things and go home so, he just calls home to inform his wife about the trip.

The maid was hesitant in putting his wife on the phone but after a few threats and interrogation, she admitted that her wife was upstairs, doing some deeds with the mail man. As much as he wants to furiously rush home, he had to go somewhere. So, he just informed the maid to get his gun in a secret drawer and kill them both.

The maid of course, protested but, after explaining the laws in texas that it is legal to kill someone who commits adultery, the maid killed the two secret lovers.

The maid comes back to the phone. The lawyer asked, “Did you kill them?”

“Yes”, was the reply of the maid. The lawyer asked a follow up question.
“What did you do with the bodies?”
“I threw them in the pool”, was the maids response.

After a long pause from the lawyer, he asked, “Did you say the pool?”

“Yes! I threw them in the pool!”, she said.

“Uh, is this 900-4876?”

If you are the girl, then, below are 3 tactics on how to get back to your man and release the EVIL in you.

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Common fund a cool idea, huh?

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How lovely. Interior with a red accent…

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That is one sick, I mean, full of stick car!

Apr
25

Ridiculously funny signs at their best

lizzie tanners on Apr-25-2008

While most of us were still young, our folks taught us a lot of things, from saying da-da to acting out to ask what we wanted. I remember my folks teaching me the multiplication table when I was just 6 years young. On the road, they let us read store names, car emblems, or different kinds of signs. What if those signs we read before were as funny as these?

I know most of you are aware of the piracy that has been going on in China. They have been imitating a lot of bags, watches and even mobile phones. It is a big issue because the owners are losing a lot of money from their fakes and now, even stores are being faked! Will you buy from this Carrefour?

Girls, beware! Girls, beware! You don’t know what these guys are capable of. Dirty looks, long and hard weapons and a stop sign to check you chicks out!

Have you seen these kind of funny sign that will let you laugh your heart out? Thank your parents they taught you how to read or else, you wouldn’t appreciate reading these funny signs around us. Can you remember how you learned to read?

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