Have you ever wondered why is it that when a man has another partner, it is ok but when a woman does the same, she would be viewed as a lusty girl synonymous with a prostitute? They both should be treated equal and as designed by God, we are to be monogamous.

A lawyer in Texas gets an emergency call from a Los Angeles client that requires him to go there immediately. He doesn’t even have time to fix his things and go home so, he just calls home to inform his wife about the trip.

The maid was hesitant in putting his wife on the phone but after a few threats and interrogation, she admitted that her wife was upstairs, doing some deeds with the mail man. As much as he wants to furiously rush home, he had to go somewhere. So, he just informed the maid to get his gun in a secret drawer and kill them both.

The maid of course, protested but, after explaining the laws in texas that it is legal to kill someone who commits adultery, the maid killed the two secret lovers.

The maid comes back to the phone. The lawyer asked, “Did you kill them?”

“Yes”, was the reply of the maid. The lawyer asked a follow up question.
“What did you do with the bodies?”
“I threw them in the pool”, was the maids response.

After a long pause from the lawyer, he asked, “Did you say the pool?”

“Yes! I threw them in the pool!”, she said.

“Uh, is this 900-4876?”

If you are the girl, then, below are 3 tactics on how to get back to your man and release the EVIL in you.

Common fund a cool idea, huh?

How lovely. Interior with a red accent…

That is one sick, I mean, full of stick car!